Joke Of The Day

Joke of the day- 30 April

What do bank tellers hand out on April 1? Prank card numbers.

What do you call an overflowing toilet on April Fools' Day? A septic prank.

What goes up when April showers come down? An umbrella.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

How can you tell when April is happy? It has a spring in its step.

How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way? He could feel it in his bones.

What do you call a sunny day that follows two rainy April days? Monday.

What did the calendar say after April Fools' was declared a holiday? Prank you, prank you very much.

What kind of pickles do spring flowers like? Daffo-dills.

Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels’ joke.

What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.