Joke Of The Day

Joke of the day- 28 March

“What does a baby computer call his father? Data.”

“Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth? It's pasteurized before you can even see it.”

“How do you organize a space party? You planet.”

“What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.”

“What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1.”

“How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.”

“To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”

“The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.”

“If the early bird catches the worm, I'll sleep in until there are pancakes.”

“A witch's vehicle goes brrroom brrroom!”

"I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap."

"What do you call a leprechaun prank? A saint pat-trick."