Joke Of The Day

Joke of the day- 03 November

"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

"How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill?" "Walking. JK! Rowling."

"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

"What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"

What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!

"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."