Joke Of The Day

Joke of the day- 15 March

"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist."

"I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

"Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines."

"What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."

"My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."