Joke Of The Day

Joke of the day- 03 March

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

"Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

What message is on candy hearts for cats? "You're purr-fect!"

Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine's Day? Her heart wasn't in it.

What did one cappuccino say to their shy crush? "Espresso yourself."

How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet? By saying, "Hit me up!"

What did one cantaloupe write to the other in their Valentine's card? "You're one in a melon!"

How did the two prunes confirm dinner plans? They said it was a date.

How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond? "I'm nuts about you."

What did the pickle say to the other on Valentine's Day? "You're a big dill to me."

What's the most romantic ship? Courtship.